mjfgates's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SABISHII]

AAARGH FINISH THINGS BEFORE POSTING THEM

This is like the last half of the last act of a five-act play. If you don't show why people should care about this woman, or her cat... nobody will.

The animation is okay, the kitty looks like a kitty, the music is appropriate. If you fill in the rest of the story, it might work.

[Mission To Mars: An Epic]

Yep, too long.

This would have been a funnier thirty-second cartoon.

crila responds:

Maybe so, but I like longer farts. They are legendary. Thanks for watching though!

[Sexy Miley Cyrus Dress Up]

Not monotonous enough.

A REAL dress-up game would have less action, and uglier graphics. Get with the program.

Pop-Tart responds:

The irony that the next two submissions to follow this were from games2rule and games2dress.. and they both scored better.

Clock flash+fucking with horny kids=turd of the week..

[Chip's Mischallenge 2]

quibble

So, yeah, it's all animated and stuff, but the only part where I laughed was at Take 2 of meeting the girl, so, meh. Still kind'a fun, mostly because of the nostalgia thing.

[I Love Dogs]

"This makes poop look good."

So, SO tempting to give this a vote of "1", just because it's so... FITTING, y'know what I mean?

funymony responds:

I know what you mean, bro. I get those urges too.

I've also grown hair in strange places and developed an odd odor under my arms.
I'm sure it's just a phase and it'll go away but how do I approach my parents about this?